You answer eighteen situations
Every question is a scene from the show with four ways to handle it. There are no questions about your star sign and none about whether you are a leader.
South Park Quiz
Eighteen questions, one answer, and seventeen characters you could end up as. No sign-up, no email, nothing to install.
18 questions · about 2 minutes · no sign-up
Most South Park quizzes ask whether you like parties and then hand you whoever the author liked best. This one asks what you would actually do — at Casa Bonita with forty minutes left, in Mr. Garrison's class when he says something deranged, in the school cafeteria with one slice of pizza and four people.
Then it gives you one character. Not five bars, not a percentage spread across the whole cast. One answer you can say out loud, with the receipts to back it up.
How the quiz picks your character
Each answer credits specific characters
Choosing to keep the receipt credits Cartman. Choosing to give the last slice away credits Butters. Your answers accumulate into a profile of who you actually behaved like.
One character comes out on top
Not a spread — a winner, normalised so a character with fewer chances to score is not punished for it. You also see your top three and exactly which answers decided it.
Every result in the South Park quiz
Sixteen characters can come up, and one more is hidden behind a combination almost nobody hits. Here is what each one means.
Eric Cartman
You're Cartman. Respect my authoritah.
Butters Stotch
You're Butters. Oh, hamburgers.
Randy Marsh
You're Randy. You're going to need a bigger farm.
Kenny McCormick
You're Kenny. You'll be fine. Probably.
Kyle Broflovski
You're Kyle. You're right. That's the problem.
Stan Marsh
You're Stan. You're the normal one. Congratulations?
Wendy Testaburger
You're Wendy. You're going to fix this. Then you're going to fix you.
Craig Tucker
You're Craig. Cool. Whatever.
Tweek Tweak
You're Tweek. GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
Mr. Garrison
You're Mr. Garrison. You have stopped pretending.
Jimmy Valmer
You're Jimmy. Wow, what a great audience!
PC Principal
You're PC Principal. I'm here to check your privilege.
Chef
You're Chef. Hello there, children.
Timmy Burch
You're Timmy. Living rent-free in the moment.
Clyde Donovan
You're Clyde. You'd like to speak to the manager.
Tolkien Black
You're Tolkien. You have nothing to prove. It shows.
The hidden one. The seventeenth is a secret. We are not going to tell you who it is or how to unlock it — that is the whole point. Roughly one in ten people who get Kenny find it.
Mysterion
Why this quiz is different
It gives you one answer
A result you can say out loud is a result you will actually share. Five bars and a "you're a bit of everyone" verdict is a result nobody repeats.
It shows its working
Your result page lists the answers that decided it and how far ahead your match finished. You can argue with it, which is more than most quizzes allow.
It works on a bad connection
The entire site is about 400 KB. Most quiz sites in this category ship tens of megabytes of advertising and tracking scripts before you answer question one.
You get an actual image to post
Almost nobody in this category lets you share a picture of your result. This one generates a card on your device — your answers never leave it.
South Park quiz — questions
What is the South Park quiz?
It is a personality quiz that matches you to one character from South Park. You answer eighteen questions set in the show, and it gives you a single result out of seventeen possibilities, along with the reasoning behind it.
How long does the quiz take?
About two minutes. There are eighteen questions and you move on as soon as you pick an answer — there is no Continue button to press eighteen times.
Which South Park character will I get?
Whichever one your answers point at. All sixteen main characters are reachable, and the distribution is deliberately spread out — there is no house character that half of everyone gets.
Is the quiz free?
Yes, entirely. No sign-up, no email, no paywall, no ads to sit through first.
Can I take the quiz more than once?
As often as you like. Answer honestly and you will usually get the same character; answer as a different person and you will get a different one. Both are interesting.
Is this the same as the South Park test?
Yes — same eighteen questions, same seventeen results. "South Park test" and "South Park quiz" are two names for the same thing, so we made one page for each.
What is the rarest result?
There is a hidden seventeenth result that only appears for a narrow combination of answers. It is not random, but most people will never see it, and we are not going to spoil what triggers it.
Does the quiz work on a phone?
Yes. It is built mobile-first, one question per screen, with large tap targets. The share card is generated on your device either way.
Ready?
Eighteen questions. About two minutes. One answer.
Prefer to know the method first? How the test is scored.