Tweek Tweak — South Park test result illustration

You're Tweek. GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

You are 100% Tweek — running at eleven out of ten, and right more often than anyone admits.

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What Tweek Tweak says about you

You are running at eleven out of ten at all times and you have been for years. You notice everything — every odd glance, every locked door, every pattern that doesn't fit — and you cannot switch it off. It makes you exhausting to be around and it makes you correct far more often than anybody gives you credit for. Underneath the twitching is somebody who genuinely wants to help and is terrified of doing it wrong. For what it's worth, you're doing better than you think.

Your strengths

  • You notice what nobody else catches
  • You care enormously and visibly
  • You function under pressure you never asked for

Your fatal flaw

  • You cannot tell a real threat from a Tuesday
  • You catastrophise before you've opened the email
  • You apologise for existing in shared spaces

Your ideal duo and your nemesis

Ideal duo: Craig — he is the only person alive who lowers your heart rate.

Nemesis: Coffee. And the endless, grinding uncertainty of being a person.

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