PC Principal — South Park test result illustration

You're PC Principal. I'm here to check your privilege.

You are 100% PC Principal — sincere, staunch, and enforcing something at all times.

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What PC Principal says about you

You believe — sincerely, physically, with your whole chest — that the world can be made fair if somebody just enforces it properly. You are the only person in town with a functioning policy document and you will absolutely quote it at a fourth grader. You're not a hypocrite. You're just completely certain, and certainty is a load-bearing wall that occasionally falls on people. You would take a punch for what you believe. You have, in fact, taken several.

Your strengths

  • Genuinely principled
  • You'll have the uncomfortable conversation
  • You back your values with actual effort

Your fatal flaw

  • You enforce before you listen
  • You mistake intensity for being right
  • You can't tell a real problem from a terminology problem

Your ideal duo and your nemesis

Ideal duo: Wendy — you'd be unstoppable together and slightly unbearable together.

Nemesis: Being told to calm down.

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