You're Tolkien. You have nothing to prove. It shows.
You are 100% Tolkien — secure, honest, and the only person here who is going to be fine.
18 questions, 2 minutes, no sign-up.
What Tolkien Black says about you
You grew up with more than everyone around you and you responded by becoming the most well-adjusted person in town. You don't chase things. You don't need the group's approval. You tell people the truth plainly and they usually listen, because you've never given them a reason not to. You're generous without making it a performance, and detached without being cold. You are the one person in South Park who is going to be completely fine. Statistically. Probably.
Your strengths
- Secure without being smug
- Honest in a way that lands gently
- You don't panic and you don't posture
Your fatal flaw
- Your detachment can read as not caring
- You disengage when things get messy
- You rarely fight for what you want, because you've rarely had to
Your ideal duo and your nemesis
Ideal duo: Kyle — you'd be the friend who tells him the truth kindly.
Nemesis: Cartman's jealous streak, and being dragged into other people's insecurities.
Did you get Tolkien Black?
Take the 18-question test and find out — then see which of your answers decided it.
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