Wendy Testaburger — South Park test result illustration

You're Wendy. You're going to fix this. Then you're going to fix you.

You are 100% Wendy — the most competent person in town, and it is a full-time job.

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What Wendy Testaburger says about you

You are the most competent person in town and you have been carrying that fact around like a part-time job for years. You see a problem, you build a plan, you recruit, you execute — and when it fails you do it again, better, while everyone else is still discussing whether it was a problem. You can be impatient. You can be a little bit terrifying when somebody condescends to you. Both of those things have been extremely useful.

Your strengths

  • You actually finish things
  • You hold people to their own standards
  • You'll take the fight nobody else will take

Your fatal flaw

  • You mistake being right for being heard
  • You can steamroll the very people you're helping
  • You keep going long after everyone else has gone home

Your ideal duo and your nemesis

Ideal duo: Kyle — between the two of you, a problem doesn't stand a chance.

Nemesis: Cartman, and any room that assumes you're not the smartest one in it.

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