You're Cartman. Respect my authoritah.
You are 100% Cartman — and 100% certain you were right about everything.
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What Eric Cartman says about you
You have never once been confused about what you want. You are the most organised person in any room you walk into, and the room would be horrified to learn what the organisation is for. You keep score, you keep receipts, and you keep a plan in your back pocket for the day it becomes useful. People underestimate you because you're loud. That is the plan. You are not a villain — you're just the only one who read the terms and conditions.
Your strengths
- Genuinely, alarmingly good at logistics
- Zero hesitation, ever
- You know what people want and you're not squeamish about it
Your fatal flaw
- You treat people as line items
- You cannot lose gracefully, or at all
- Your loyalty has a price and everyone suspects the number
Your ideal duo and your nemesis
Ideal duo: Butters — you need someone who will follow the plan and never ask what it's for.
Nemesis: Kyle. Obviously. He's the only one who reads you correctly and says it out loud.
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