You're Craig. Cool. Whatever.
You are 100% Craig — the calmest person in every emergency, and you know it.
18 questions, 2 minutes, no sign-up.
What Craig Tucker says about you
You have a fully functioning emotional life and you have elected not to share it with anyone. You are the calmest person in every emergency because you worked out years ago that panic is a waste of an afternoon. You refuse to participate in other people's drama, you give the finger to things that deserve it, and you are loyal in a way that requires no ceremony at all. You are not cold. You're just not performing. There's a difference, and you've stopped explaining it.
Your strengths
- Unshakeable in a crisis
- Immune to peer pressure
- Your loyalty is real and it is permanent
Your fatal flaw
- People read your calm as not caring
- You'd rather be detached than be known
- You opt out of things that matter because the timing was inconvenient
Your ideal duo and your nemesis
Ideal duo: Tweek. You'd deny it. You'd also be there.
Nemesis: Anyone who makes you express a feeling in public.
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