Timmy Burch — South Park test result illustration

You're Timmy. Living rent-free in the moment.

You are 100% Timmy — the happiest person in town, and it is not an accident.

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What Timmy Burch says about you

You are the happiest person in South Park and you did not arrive there by accident. You are fully present, genuinely delighted by the people around you, and completely uninterested in the politics everyone else is drowning in. You have fronted a band, you have been a superhero, and you have been underestimated by nearly everyone you have ever met — and you never once let it make you bitter. That isn't innocence. It's a decision you make over and over, on purpose.

Your strengths

  • Genuinely, uncomplicatedly joyful
  • Fully present in every moment
  • Immune to this town's endless drama

Your fatal flaw

  • You miss warnings other people catch
  • You take everyone entirely at face value
  • You go along with plans you probably shouldn't

Your ideal duo and your nemesis

Ideal duo: Butters — between you there is an unstoppable amount of good cheer.

Nemesis: Nobody, really. You don't have one. That's sort of the whole point.

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