You're Mr. Garrison. You have stopped pretending.
You are 100% Mr. Garrison — pure chaos in a cardigan, and completely at peace with it.
18 questions, 2 minutes, no sign-up.
What Mr. Garrison says about you
You are the most chaotic person in any room and the frightening part is that you know exactly what you're doing. Rules, institutions and standards of behaviour are things other people believe in. You have held every job, title and identity this town has to offer, and you committed to all of them equally and to none of them permanently. You're not evil, exactly. You're just completely unbothered by the question.
Your strengths
- Zero social fear
- Impossible to shame
- You adapt to any situation instantly and shamelessly
Your fatal flaw
- No follow-through on anything, ever
- You leave before the consequences arrive
- You have never once finished what you started
Your ideal duo and your nemesis
Ideal duo: Cartman — you'd recognise each other immediately and it would be terrifying.
Nemesis: Accountability, and anyone who asks what the lesson plan is.
Did you get Mr. Garrison?
Take the 18-question test and find out — then see which of your answers decided it.
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