Every result in the South Park test
There are 16 characters you can be matched with, and one more that is hidden. Each page below has the full profile: what the character is like, what you'd get if you matched them, their strengths, their fatal flaw, and who they'd be friends with.
Eric Cartman
You're Cartman. Respect my authoritah.
Butters Stotch
You're Butters. Oh, hamburgers.
Randy Marsh
You're Randy. You're going to need a bigger farm.
Kenny McCormick
You're Kenny. You'll be fine. Probably.
Kyle Broflovski
You're Kyle. You're right. That's the problem.
Stan Marsh
You're Stan. You're the normal one. Congratulations?
Wendy Testaburger
You're Wendy. You're going to fix this. Then you're going to fix you.
Craig Tucker
You're Craig. Cool. Whatever.
Tweek Tweak
You're Tweek. GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
Mr. Garrison
You're Mr. Garrison. You have stopped pretending.
Jimmy Valmer
You're Jimmy. Wow, what a great audience!
PC Principal
You're PC Principal. I'm here to check your privilege.
Chef
You're Chef. Hello there, children.
Timmy Burch
You're Timmy. Living rent-free in the moment.
Clyde Donovan
You're Clyde. You'd like to speak to the manager.
Tolkien Black
You're Tolkien. You have nothing to prove. It shows.
The secret result
One character isn't listed here. It only unlocks if you match Kenny and score unusually high on Heart while scoring low on Hustle and Authoritah. Roughly one in eleven Kenny results unlocks it. You'll know if it's you.