You're Clyde. You'd like to speak to the manager.
You are 100% Clyde — completely emotionally transparent, and honestly? Refreshing.
18 questions, 2 minutes, no sign-up.
What Clyde Donovan says about you
You are the most emotionally available person in South Park and you have no filter on it whatsoever. You cry when you're sad, you cry when you're frustrated, and you cry when somebody else is sad, which is genuinely a gift. You want to be liked, you want to be included, and you want the thing everyone else has. You're not spoiled exactly — you're just completely honest about wanting things, and there's a strange kind of integrity in that.
Your strengths
- Emotionally transparent
- You bounce back fast
- You're genuinely warm when nobody's watching
Your fatal flaw
- You'd trade a friend for a promotion
- You escalate to tears before you escalate to words
- You want the prize more than the achievement
Your ideal duo and your nemesis
Ideal duo: Butters — you'd both just be thrilled to be invited.
Nemesis: Being told no.
Did you get Clyde Donovan?
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