Kyle Broflovski — South Park test result illustration

You're Kyle. You're right. That's the problem.

You are 100% Kyle — morally correct and completely unable to let it go.

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What Kyle Broflovski says about you

You have a functioning moral compass and you will tell everyone about it. You are usually correct, frequently loudly, and you cannot let a bad argument stand even when letting it stand would be smarter. You take injustice personally — genuinely personally, like it happened to you, because in your head it did. You are the person who says the thing everyone was thinking and then has to live in the room afterwards. You'd do it again tomorrow.

Your strengths

  • You actually stand for something
  • You'll take the unpopular position out loud
  • Your friends are safer with you in the room

Your fatal flaw

  • Being right is not the same as being effective
  • You escalate when you should disengage
  • You'd rather win the argument than keep the friend

Your ideal duo and your nemesis

Ideal duo: Stan — he's the only one who can talk you down mid-sentence.

Nemesis: Cartman. It isn't a rivalry, it's a lifestyle.

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