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You're Chef. Hello there, children.

You are 100% Chef — the warmest adult in a town with a serious shortage of them.

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What Chef says about you

You are the warmest adult in a town that has a serious shortage of them. You listen properly, you give advice that is usually good and occasionally wildly inappropriate, and you fall in love completely about once a week. You have walked away from jobs that asked you to compromise and you have never regretted it once. You are led by your heart in a way that has cost you a great deal and has never made you consider stopping.

Your strengths

  • You actually listen
  • Emotionally fearless
  • You'd quit a bad job on principle

Your fatal flaw

  • You fall for people in about four minutes
  • You avoid conflict by leaving
  • Your advice is better than your own decisions

Your ideal duo and your nemesis

Ideal duo: Butters — you'd give him the adult he's been missing.

Nemesis: Anyone who tells him to compromise. And anybody who doesn't appreciate a good meal.

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